Good Restaurant

A truck driver decided to try new Scottish restaurant close to truck stop he was on.
"Ours is a good restaurant," said the manager.
"If you order an egg, you get the freshest egg in the world. If you order hot coffee, you get the hottest coffee in the world, and..."
"I believe you," interrupted the truck driver. "I ordered a steak."

Paperwork

A truck driver was swamped with the paperwork for uncleared load at the border. He was hungry and decided to have lunch before starting with paperwork. On his way to restaurant, he meet another trucker with hands full of forms.
"I tell you, this week I've been to hell and back!"
The other trucker looked at him and wryly replied, "Funny, I don't remember seeing you there."

Nasty Flu

A sick truck driver was sleeping in his truck when the phone rang. It was his daughter, a second year student at the veterinary college. He didn't say much before she cut in: "Dad, you sound terrible. Have you seen a doctor?"
"I hadn't," he confessed. "This condition wouldn't last forever, it is just cold!" That got his attention. "Do you really think so?" he asked.
"I don't know, I'm not a doctor," she replied. "But that's what I'd tell you if you were a horse."

Labor Pains

The young driver John was expectant father who took a vacation to be with his wife during the labor. When him and his wife arrived to hospital, the doctor asked the expectant father to try out a new machine he had invented that transferred labor pains from the mother to the father. John said sure, and the machine was hooked up. But although it was cranked to its highest setting, John felt nothing. Lather that day he rushed home to pick up a few items his wife wanted - and discovered the mailman lying on his doorstep groaning in pain.

Business is Business

A pretty business woman is sitting at a truck stop restaurant. A young trucker approaches her.
"Hi honey," he says. "Want a little company?"
"Why?" asks the woman. "Do you have one to sell?"